Underwear-on-his-head-man: The beginings

Day 1:
Underwear-on-his-head-man: It's ma' birthday! Yeah, It's ma' birthday! Jolly fish and hotdog flavoured water, it's a present! From my pa! I love my pa. *Unwrapping.* Pink? Long ears? Fluffy fur? A pink bunny suite? What?!? But I am already 25! What the hell do I need a bunny suite. DAD! DAD!
Father: Just wear it. NOW!
Underwear-on-his-head-man: O.K. dad!

Day 3:
In the Underwear Cave, the most secret cave that exists under the sillionare's mansion... which actually is the basement... where all the underwear cleaning takes place.
Father: Hello, son.
Underwear-on-his-head-man(dressed in his super-hero costume with his face towards a wall - probably masturbating): DAD! I mean... dad! What are you doing here? This is the secret Underwear Cave! You are not suppose to know about it.
Father: Stop day dreaming! This is the cleaning room. And I'm doing the cleaning... there was a small accident in the bedroom with your mother and I. Lotsa liquids... different colors... you don't wanna know. Or do you?
Underwear-on-his-head-man: ...
Father: Anyway, you can stop wearing the pink bunny suite, now.
Underwear-on-his-head-man: But I stopped wearing it since to days ago.
Father: To me it seams you're still wearing it...
Underwear-on-his-head-man: ... I hate you!