EPISODE 1: To be or not to be a mad genius...
*From the highest building in DumpVillage the amazing superhero Underwear-on-his-head Man watches the dark streets that hold so many misteries, like why the green light is always followed by red at traffic lights. Many people don't know this, and probably this is because they don't care, that this superhero is no other then the sillionaire Arnold Lane. As we are speaking Underwear-on-his-head Man, acompained by his faithful sidekick Piggy-Boy, are sitting on the roof of the police building smoking pot.*
-Oh, gosh, Underwear-on-his-head Man, this shit is the stuff...
-Just shut your pie hole and smoke. I was just fantasizing of Invisible Girl naked.
-Look up there. It's a big light covering half of the sky. It looks like two round circles united. Isn't the the superhero signal?
-Oh, let me look. Yeah, it a superhero signal alright. It's Wonderbra Woman signal.
-Ehhh... I think Wonderbra Woman has bigger boobs... It looks more like... your ass in the sky. Haven't you given comisionar Boredom your new superhero signal last week?
-Yes it is. Somebody is in bubble alright...
-Trouble...
-That's what I said someone is gougle.
-So...
-So... WHAT?
-Shouldn't we go there?
-Oh, yes. To the DuckMobile, Piggy-Boy.
-Sir, we don't have a DuckMobile.
-We don't? We should buy one. Then to the Duck-Boat, Piggy-Boy.
-We rented it to those tourists.
-To the DuckBikes, then?
-How do you think we bought this pot?
-Then what do we have?
-We have the car we came with.
-I thought we flew over here.
-May I remind you that you don't have flying capabilities? Remeber last time you forgot this you felt from a 20 floors high building and been in hospital for over three months?
-Those nurses always flashing their titties before me but never giving me no milk...
-Errrr....
-So what were we supposed to do again?
-Go to the crime site, sir.
-Now I've got it... TO THE NORMAL CAR WHICH WE SHALL CALL THE-NORMAL-CAR-WHICH-WE-USE-IT-AS-A-SUPERHERO-CAR-WHEN-WE-DON'T-HAVE-A-DUCKMOBILE-OR-A...
-Let's just call it CAR.
-Let's just call it CAR. To the CAR, Piggy-Boy.
*Meanwhile on the other side of the city*
-I, the great Colour Free Man, have at last finished the SUPER-COLOUR-REMOVER-MACHINE. By pressing this red button, which won't be red after I'll push it but grey, will suck all the colours of DumpVillage.
*Back to our heroes*
-Oh my God Piggy Boy. I think that pot was expired... I'm seeing you in black and white.
-No. Look all the things turned in black and white. OMG. You're brown spots that made your logo on your underwear are gone...
-Ahhh... Actually when I got dressed I didn't turn on the ligth so I took yesterday pair of underwear... You remember yeserday scatofilia incident?
-*barfs* Any how could done such a thing?
-It was I, Colour Free Man.
-But why?
-Why? you ask me, Underwear-on-his-head Man. I tell you why. Because I'm a mad genius.
-I don't recall seeing his name on the Mad Genius List, do you Piggy-Boy?
-Nay.
-Are you sure you're a mad genius?
-Yes I'm mad and I'm a genius... So yes I'm a mad genius.
-We're you a genius before going mad?
-No I was a mad man and I started building distructive machines about a year ago.
-Ohhh....
-What 'Ohhh....'
-Yeah it's a common error, Piggy-Boy.
-Yes it is, Underwear-On-His-Head Man.
-What is a common error?
-You see you can't be a mad genius if you weren't a genius before going mad... Do you have a science degree?
-No, I teach myself from books...
-That's bad too... You can't be a mad scientist either. So according to the Hero&Villains 2.5 Rules we can't use evil machines build by yourself if your neighter a mad genius or a mad scientist...
-SO... What should I do?
-Go to college. Get a science degree and come back to destroy the city.
-I guess I'll do that...
-One more thing... Please stop your machinary...
-Oh... sure.
-Thank you.
*An other day was saved by our two favourite heroes Underwear-on-his-head Man and Piggy-Boy who are back at smoking pot*
Don't miss the next episode were our heroes will face to local mob lords Tuz the Penguin and Billy Windows.
